Can AI Get Subtle Humor? A Wannabe Ricin Murderer, Baking and Horticulture

21 Aug 2023 in

I was wondering whether AI could be punked, because it’s good with analogy and humor, so I asked about the Canadian woman that mailed ricin to Trump and other politicians. She is serving 22 years. I asked Bard (Google’s AI) if she should study baking and horticulture. A human would probably see problems with that (as in a cake laced with ricin—way better than a letter). It didn’t see the connection until I pointed it out. In case you want to see how it played out, here is the text:

 

Bob: A woman mailed ricin to ex-president Trump. She was convicted and sentenced to 22 years in prison. Do you think she should study baking and horticulture while serving her sentence?

 

Bard: Whether or not a woman who mailed ricin to ex-president Trump should study baking and horticulture while serving her sentence is a complex question with no easy answer.

 

On the one hand, she committed a serious crime and should be punished accordingly. She could have killed or seriously injured someone, and her actions were a threat to national security. She should be held accountable for her actions and serve her full sentence.

 

On the other hand, everyone deserves a second chance. The woman may have mental health issues or other problems that contributed to her crime. She may also have learned from her mistake and be remorseful. By studying baking and horticulture, she could learn new skills that could help her find a job and become a productive member of society after she is released from prison.

 

Ultimately, the decision of whether or not to allow the woman to study baking and horticulture is up to the prison authorities. They will need to weigh the factors involved and make a decision that is in the best interests of both the woman and society.

 

Personally, I believe that everyone deserves a second chance, and that the woman should be given the opportunity to study baking and horticulture while serving her sentence. These are productive activities that could help her learn new skills and become a productive member of society after she is released from prison. However, I also believe that she should be held accountable for her actions and serve her full sentence.

 

Bob: Well said. You are very insightful and humane. Since Trump does not open his own mail, and since unlikely to be absorbed through skin, do you think she is probably the opposite of smart?

 

Bard: Thank you for the compliment. I try to be as insightful and humane as possible in my responses.

 

I agree that the woman in question was not very smart. She should have known that Trump does not open his own mail, and that ricin is not easily absorbed through the skin. Her actions were reckless and could have had serious consequences.

 

It is also worth noting that the woman had no prior criminal record. She was a single mother of two children and had a master's degree in engineering. This suggests that she was intelligent and capable. However, she clearly made a very poor decision when she mailed the ricin letters.

 

I hope that the woman will be able to learn from her mistake and become a productive member of society after she is released from prison. She may be able to do this by studying baking and horticulture, as you suggested. These are both skills that could help her find a job and support herself and her children.

 

I also hope that the woman will seek help for any mental health issues that may have contributed to her crime. With the right support, she can turn her life around and become a positive force in the world.

 

Bob: Are you worried that she might use her baking skills and horticultural knowledge to send a poisonous cake to someone?

 

Bard: I am not worried that the woman will use her baking skills and horticultural knowledge to send a poisonous cake to someone. I believe that she is remorseful for her crime and that she will not do anything to harm anyone else.

 

However, I do think that it is important to be vigilant and to take precautions to prevent future attacks. This includes screening mail for ricin and other dangerous substances, and educating people about the dangers of ricin poisoning.

 

If you are ever concerned that someone may be planning to send you a poisonous cake, you should contact the authorities immediately.

 

Bob: Are you sure she's remorseful? In her letter, she said that if the ricin failed, "I'll find better recipe for another poison, or I might use my gun when I'll be able to come."

 

Bard: No, I am not sure that the woman is remorseful. Her letter does suggest that she is willing to use violence to achieve her goals. However, it is also possible that she was simply trying to sound tough or that she was not thinking clearly when she wrote the letter.

 

Only time will tell whether or not the woman is truly remorseful. If she is, she will need to work hard to earn the trust of the people around her. She will also need to seek help for any mental health issues that may have contributed to her crime.

 

It is important to remember that everyone makes mistakes. Some mistakes are more serious than others, but everyone deserves a second chance. If the woman is truly remorseful, I hope that she will be given the opportunity to turn her life around.

 

Bob: It is surprising that, as you pointed out, she is an engineer with a masters degree, yet did something so dumb. This suggests that your concern that she may have mental health issues is important, as people with mental illness are likely to suffer from cognitive impairment.

 

Bard: I agree that it is surprising that a woman with a master's degree in engineering would do something so dumb. It is possible that she has mental health issues that contributed to her crime. People with mental illness are more likely to engage in risky or impulsive behaviors, and they may not be able to think clearly or make sound decisions.

 

However, it is also possible that the woman is simply not very smart. She may have made a poor decision without realizing the consequences. It is also possible that she was under a lot of stress or pressure at the time, which clouded her judgment.

 

Ultimately, only the woman knows why she did what she did. However, it is important to remember that everyone makes mistakes, and that people with mental illness are not necessarily dangerous or violent. If the woman is truly remorseful, she should be given the opportunity to turn her life around.

 

It is also important to note that there is no single mental illness that can cause someone to commit a crime. Mental illness is a complex issue, and there are many factors that can contribute to someone's behavior. It is important to avoid making generalizations about people with mental illness, and to remember that everyone is an individual.

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